Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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