D3 body, D1 cock
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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