Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
