After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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