I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
