Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
