When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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