I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
