return my video game
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he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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