I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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