I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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