now i know why i became what i already was.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
