I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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