Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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