no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
