I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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