she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i think my cat just said my name.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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