Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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