I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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