Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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