ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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