i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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