Someone shit on the floor
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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