Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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