What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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