I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I have feelings that need drinking.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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