Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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