he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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