I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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