Can Purell be used as lube?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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