She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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