ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You coming home soon, man?
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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