sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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