Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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