so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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