This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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