she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
