Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I want to be your penis for a week.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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