i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm at about main and main street
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
