oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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