well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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