yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
