he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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