That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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