you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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