FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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