The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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