This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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