living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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