i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
