He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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