I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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