In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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